Ready for the special room

 
eastendteddy
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by eastendteddy on Dec 31, 16 8:20 AM
Rolling on da floor laughing till tears steam down my face I can't see straight OH wait what's dat over der in da corner no on da floor oh purty pink bumps oh dey look yummy HEY Fuzzy hands off der mine = what ever dey are ,pops one in me mouth oh YUMMMMMMMMMMMMY and lookie at dem purtiy birdies shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuzz ball someone is close stop dat or she will hear us ... ROT ROUH its playingthegame and she be PI***** at me dust bunnies wait is dis my bed hehehehe and why am I under it and not on it ?????? me thunks I need a nudder pink thingie,,, glares at Fuzz Ball you ate them all??? wohahahahahaha lookie at da nurse all hog tied over der shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WTH is that swooping around me head? a broom?? oh Fuzz Ball wanta go fer a ride ?? grabs broom hops on and yells yiddddddddie up or giddddddddddddie up what ever
YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hold tight Fuzz Ball ............

 
gohill
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by gohill on Dec 31, 16 8:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHA.... RANDY.... you silly bunny ..... If you remember the summer of 2015, we had a very good reason to hide under the bed.... all our tomfoolery and shenanigans - the pillow found in the battle pit and used in pillow fights being one of my favorite forum pastimes ... such care free days... sniff, sniff...

da fuzz in da britches under da bed

 
eastendteddy
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by eastendteddy on Dec 31, 16 4:07 PM
Oh YEAH da pillow fight now yer talking fuzzy ****
PILLOW FIGHT WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 1, 17 12:54 AM
I have just seen a large blue feather floating past me as I rested in the Broken Carriage. Is it one of yours?
It made me sneeze!
Ah! Another green one as I sweep the Crypt.
These pillow fights must stop. I already have too much work to do and sweeping up your fun and games is getting too much for me.

 
eastendteddy
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by eastendteddy on Jan 1, 17 10:48 AM
Looks at Fuzzy and nods ,,,, ready???
Grabs da BIG pillow da one filled wiff rainbow feathers and ..Imp grabs da otter end
1,2,3 FIRE watch's as pillow fly through the air right at playinthegame's head ......
WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROT ROUH Fuzzy RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN we in big do do hehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe,
Hurry Fuzz Ball lets hide in Salty's der be me honey rum der

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 1, 17 2:16 PM
Enough is enough!
Raises broom and charges---------->!
One East end nut case zapped and swept back into a cot where we keep the spare white coats.
Now looking for that tormentor who thinks she is a mountain.
Zap!---------------> and in a cloud of feathers is swept into the secure room.
Now happy!
No more feathers cascading down the Castle walls

 
Annelliegram
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Annelliegram on Jan 1, 17 2:30 PM
See what happens when you leave the Castle for a few days PTG!!!!

The children get restless with no supervision......start jumping on and under the beds.....having pillow fights......snarfing up all the nurse's pink pills.....and putting bells, bangles, and other noisy items on the hug-me jackets to cause all the other residents to be annoyed, kept awake, and otherwise left in an uproar........

And last night?????? Well, being New Year's Eve -- their shenanigans, tomfoolery, and noise were positively deafening!!! Even the Knights at the castle gates were startled into constantly banging their sword and axe on the ground ---- talk about dust around the castle entrance!!!! It will take days and days to clean that up!

 
eastendteddy
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by eastendteddy on Jan 1, 17 6:57 PM
Hears roars of laughter ,,, hum must be PTG ,,, thunkin she won, spits feather out of me mouth , yuck that der no pink thingie, IWANT A PINK THINGIE<< craponacracker PTG gots me hog tied wiff a new fangled white coat locks and chains ummmmmm need some thunkin on this un,,,, HEY FU ZZZZY FOOT WHERE YOU BE???????? get me out of this , oh wo ho lookie here da door open a crack hehehehehe shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pokes eye ball round da frame ,,, looks all clear time for me break,,, slams head first into the door frame OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ,looks at me boots ,,,, OH COME ON NOW PTG not fair shackels hurt me footies and where is me bells and me bangels ???
flops on da floor to pout no no no I mean plot hehehehehe uhhuh still have a few candies arg they be in me trouser pockect,,,,, OH FUZZY FOOT pssssssssssst over here,,,not under da bed PTG zapped me in da closet but lookie it open a crack,,, hurry up will yeah,,
OH ME HEAD GOES SHANLANGALANG.....

 
Jenifer_Rule
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Jenifer_Rule on Jan 1, 17 8:02 PM

I feel right at home here.

My new meds keep me super chilled.

I have vague memories of running naked through the commercial district screaming about the army of spider people who live in my hair. And I'm pretty sure "Tree of Knowledge" was my attempt at art therapy

But the final straw was when someone actually told me how to get to Sesame Street.

I shot a Muppet.

He made a great pair of slippers!

But everything is better now. All the voices in my head agree. Except for George - but he just wants to burn things.

Cheers,

Jenifer

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 1, 17 11:35 PM
Ohhhhhh!
I thought I was safe from the mad people here for a moment.
I was wrong
There is now sprightly young thing who wants to shed clothes in her dreams tripping and skipping down my corridor. She also uses big words when she sings.
This just won't do
I am moving!
A.e.gram..... have you a spare room in your part of the Castle..... please?
All these people are mad, mad!
I cannot do a day's work cleaning up the feathers everywhere from the New Year pillow fight and all that mess, all those bottles surrounding Aussie's room, if I am surrounded by such companions
I will do another 50 HOS to calm myself down

 
Annelliegram
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Annelliegram on Jan 1, 17 11:54 PM
Trina says she has plenty of room for you, PTG.......however, her rent request is a bit high....she only wants about 200 of your shards and 300 steering wheels....

She says she will make sure the wolves are properly fed so they don't chew on your shin bone while you sleep, and she promises to not rattle her keys too much during the night.

 
Jenifer_Rule
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Jenifer_Rule on Jan 2, 17 3:38 AM
Annelliegram wrote:She says she will make sure the wolves are properly fed so they don't chew on your shin bone while you sleep, and she promises to not rattle her keys too much during the night.


Then how will I sleep?

Jenifer

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 2, 17 5:29 AM
Jenifer_Rule wrote:
Annelliegram wrote:She says she will make sure the wolves are properly fed so they don't chew on your shin bone while you sleep, and she promises to not rattle her keys too much during the night.


Then how will I sleep?

Jenifer


Have a rummage in your closet and see what you can put on to intimidate them or coax them into inactivity.
You can try singing a siren song softly but if you wake ME up then you too will be put on my black list, which seems to be getting longer by the day.
Where is the peace now after my days toiling with a broom and dustpan?
That "female" Trina (for want of a better expression) has taken all my money and air tickets so I can't leave the Castle. I have useless keys with no doors to unlock them with.
Oh! Woe is me!

 
Jenifer_Rule
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Jenifer_Rule on Jan 2, 17 8:06 AM

Checked my closet.

I have a lizard mask, an aqualung and a sundress. But I only bring that outfit out on special occasions.

My siren song is a passable impression of Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen".

Trina and I are not speaking. Could have something to do with George.

Time for my pill,

Jenifer

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 2, 17 8:38 AM
Jenifer_Rule wrote:
Checked my closet.

I have a lizard mask, an aqualung and a sundress. But I only bring that outfit out on special occasions.

My siren song is a passable impression of Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen".

Trina and I are not speaking. Could have something to do with George.

Time for my pill,

Jenifer


If I was not a little "strange" before, I am climbing up the wall of my room now.
Your Australian abomination (ie usage) of the German dialect of the word "schön" in this song is blowing my mind to pieces.
My medication is not strong enough when you warble this tune. I need the big RED horse tablets. NO amount of doing HOS will calm me down.
I am eating the bristles of my broom!
Nurse please send her away as she also has no taste in clothes

Please come back Randy and gohill; I forgive you your little antics. This woman is seriously affecting my mind

Edited on 01/09/2017 at 5:53:49 AM PST


 
gohill
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by gohill on Jan 2, 17 8:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Poor PTG... Let me "fix" your mind for you.... (SMACKS PTG over the head with the pillow )..... there.... all better???

 
playingthegame
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by playingthegame on Jan 2, 17 9:04 AM
gohill wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Poor PTG... Let me "fix" your mind for you.... (SMACKS PTG over the head with the pillow )..... there.... all better???



Pft!pft! pft!
Spits out a mouthful of feathers
I gaze at gohill and smile!
This seems to amaze gohill until seeing the new strange look in my eyes, retreats hastily
Please come back and take me to the special room where there is no warbling female

 
Dbingamen
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by Dbingamen on Jan 2, 17 9:18 AM
ROFLMAO!!! This thread is hilarious. Thanks all for the laughs

 
eastendteddy
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by eastendteddy on Jan 2, 17 1:29 PM
WAIT WAIT PTG lookie what I has fer ya.... see dem purty lill pink pill thingies , here they will make you feel soooooooooo much better I promise waits till PTG stops and turns around==== WHOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP right on target , OH NOOOOOOOO my fav pillow bursted but lookie at PTG ROTFLMHO oh you do look purty wiff all dem feathers in your hair , and nose , and eyes and mouth ,, hey Fuzzy Toes kin we change PTG nic from playingthegame to pillowingthegame wohahahahahahahaha heads fer da funny farm

 
gohill
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Re:Ready for the special room

[Post New]by gohill on Jan 2, 17 1:42 PM
eastendteddy wrote:WAIT WAIT PTG lookie what I has fer ya.... see dem purty lill pink pill thingies , here they will make you feel soooooooooo much better I promise waits till PTG stops and turns around==== WHOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP right on target , OH NOOOOOOOO my fav pillow bursted but lookie at PTG ROTFLMHO oh you do look purty wiff all dem feathers in your hair , and nose , and eyes and mouth ,, hey Fuzzy Toes kin we change PTG nic from playingthegame to pillowingthegame wohahahahahahahaha heads fer da funny farm


you mean to tell me, they let you OUT?????

 
 
 
 
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